Strangling Middle Earth to the Enth Degree

The evil forces in Mordor (Obama admin) are strangling we hobbits along with the  Ents, Dwarves, Elves, and Humans with mountain-sized regulations to the enth degree. The darkness has been growing in Middle Earth for many years. Saruman's (Obama) spendaholic policies gave S&P no choice but to downgrade Middle Earth's credit rating.  We can see a bright light in the midst of all this darkness. The Tea Partiers among the Middle Earth folk are demanding fiscal responsibility, accountability, and cuts in spending while the evil forces use derogatory language in hopes to paint the Tea Partiers as extreme.